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Dear Syria, Thank you for your gift of

  • Dear Syria, Thank you for your gift of the beautiful decanter and your cooperation during the gulf war. Not to seem ungrateful I would have really preferred your oil reserves

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  • or maybe a nice hat. No, that didnt sound right, what do I need from Syria besides the oil reserve? Maybe a little snowglobe w/a mosque in it. I do like snow globes, maybe that

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  • is because snow globes remind me of when I used to have an addiction to blow and I once spilled a bag of it and it reminded me of little snowflakes around me. Ahhhhh, memories.

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  • They're like the corners of my mind. Misty water-colored memories...of the way we were. I put the snow globe back on the desk, disgusted with my self-inflicted melancholy. Helicopt

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  • aurelius -- a rare, but devastating strain of neurobacteria -- had invaded my nostalgia cortex. "It's bad," said Dr. Oooo. "There's a 98% chance of permanent nostalgia." I was

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  • near tears. Dylan was on again and I was thumbing through some old photos. They smelled like grandma's perfume. I took a selfie so I could remember this moment tomorrow.

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  • It was too much really. Precious memories was playing & I couldn't recognize anyone in the old photo album. But the smell helped. I grabbed Gramp's recliner cushion & took a drag

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  • of a cigarette left on the mantelpiece. If only Jimmy were here now, what would he say about all this? thing is, I knew exactly what he'd say and it wouldn't be good, not with the

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  • scorch marks on the carpet and the purple stains on the sofa... not to mention the gashes gouged into the table as if by the paw of a great slavering hound. Oh Jimmy! Don't say you

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  • forgot to feed the dog AGAIN. As Baskervilles, we have an duty to fulfill!" Jimmy looked guiltily at mommy, then over her shoulder, and ran when a giant maw opened in the shadows…

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jun 03 2015 @ 17:44

    I was thinking of when they tell you, "your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device", how many strangers farts would one be drifting in the ocean with?

  2. PurpleProf Jun 03 2015 @ 17:46

    "Dr. Oooo" - LOL, Hamstak!!

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