My Tinder date & I were strolling along the

My Tinder date & I were strolling along the seawall in Corpus Christi. We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I had stumped her with Emma Stone. I think she was pretending to be

Christina Ricci or Jennifer Lawrence playing Mrs. Peel, but she gave me a swift kick in the gut. After I returned to shore she asked, "Why aren't we playing 6 degrees of Anna Diop?

"We are playing, 6 Degress of Kevin Bacon, instead."

1. Samuel L. Jackson "Jackie Brown" with Robert Di Nero. 2. Di Nero "We're no Angels" with Sean Penn. 3. Sean Penn in "Mystic River" with Kevin Bacon. Now Selena Gomez>Kevin Bacon.

Freddy in Five nights at Freddys

Thank you for your nice words of writing

It only lacked alliteration to make it great.

Otherwise, the text would surely be classed as the greatest erotica of all time. However, the reviewers heavily penalised it meaning

that it was left to rot in the annals of time. Never to see the light of day. Perhaps,, there was hope that one day it would be rediscovered at a garage sale in some near future.