Totally random words! 1) Table. 2) potatoes.

Totally random words! 1) Table. 2) potatoes. Pppppooooooottttaaaatttttooooooeeeesss! *says potatoes randomly in the corner.* 3)

Troglodyte. 4) Cellar. 5) Squabble. 6) Pig swill. 7) Carvery. 8) Squirrel. 9) Beans. 10) Chimpanzee. 11) Omlette 12) Twelve. 13)

Marzipan. 14) Credit Rating. and finally, number 15: Tonsillitis .... Wait a minute! 16) Pumpernickel! 17) Flummoxed! 18) Moo Shu Pork. 19)

General tso chicken. 20) Vaginoplasty. 21) Speculation. 22) Hummus. 23) and I am getting very near the end now...anterior cruciate ligament...oh, hold on...just a few more. 24)

Herniated disk. 25) Roast pork fried rice. 26) General anesthesia. 27) Colonel Sanders. 28) Colloidal silver. 29) Nitrates. 30) Just one more

brick in the wall 31) lists 32) enemas 33) night sweats 34) fish breath 35) Neil Diamond 36) thongs, 37) cankles, 38) jefforama' s farts 39) lists, 40) Ali Baba

41) Sharks, 42) Freedom Planet, 43) I Wanna Be The Guy, 44) Eversion, 45) Wings Of Vi, 46) Shovel Knight, 47) Sonic CD, 48) Cool Spot, 49) TNT, 50) Sex...okay...What's next?

51) Telekenisis 52) Burnt Umber 53) Badgers 54) Rainbows, butterflies and princesses 55) 2 Dowsing rods 56) Umbilical hernia 57) Grass 58) see 12 59) Don't be shy 60) Romanian folk

"HO HO HO! I have a wonderful surprise for you, Timmy!" Then Santa removed his gloves and beard, and then the hat and the mask, and Easter Bunny from Hell revealed his evil grin.