When he awoke from his coma, the room was

When he awoke from his coma, the room was empty, yet so full. How is this so?

I was then interrupted from my thoughts by a booming voice. "Hello Generic Character," said the booming voice, "You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game."

The Generic character made a generic questioning look. The Booming voice said, "I want to play a game called politician." The Generic character colorlessly smiled.

A new character had been added but went unnoticed. She was Background Murmurer #3 and hailed from the somewhat great state of Utah. Not that anybody was meant to know that.

but its these seeming insignificant details that can blow right up in their importance in a folding story, and the mormon Background Murmurer #3 Serandipidee Snow was no exception.

Serandipidee Snow (along with the other Mormon Murmerers Amelia Bedelia and Encyclopedia Brown) had a job to do. The temple opened on Sunday morning; murmuring, they entered and

donned their vestments. Then Serandipidee clapped the cymbals of Doom, signifying the Rapture and they watched as everyone else floated to Heaven. "Just kidding!" she yelled after

"WHAT DID THAT BITCH SAY", asked the woman at the tailend of The Rapture. "What", asked a woman rising besides her. "THAT BITCH YELLED AFTER US LIKE WE WERE HOLLABACK GIRLS!"

This was before the Burning Man festival started. Already the collective unconscious was splintering into 2,475,196 fragments. All had to be accounted for, according to the rules.