He wore a Turban and nothing else. He was

He wore a Turban and nothing else. He was the Naked Sikh and his only super power was a giant

a giant toenail that had the ability to lift up a jumbo jet. The Naked Sikh heard a young beautiful damsel was in distress. He rushed to her aid after learning she was

naked too and whipped out his toenail clipper to bring down the jet safely. Nudist Airways had some 'splainin' to do to their passengers. Naked Sikh saved the naked Punjabi damsel,

and after some particularly spirited lovemaking the Naked Sikh and Punjabi damsel decided to have a meal. They perused the airport cafes and decided on some Nudist Chinese.

They happily scoffed chow mein and prawny balls oblivious to everything except their gorgeous naked bodies. Bing! Their flight to Delhi was boarding. Security loved them - no need

For taking their shoes off. The lines were shorter as a result. They were thought to have attended the Burning Man festivities. Of course, it couldn't be proven. There was no test.

Since it was not shown they attended the festivities,there was no test & the line was shorter only in the vertical sense this meant these observations were of no significance at al

Farabee's funeral, where they weren't admissible either. How come Rudolf has got to see the Tannhauser Gates and I only got to see this? I demand my test! I will wait in that line!

When they finally called his number, he was stone cold dead. A gum-chewing brat who had just entered the waiting room snatched his number from his hand. His ghost would haunt her.