There once was an elf who didn't know her
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There once was an elf who didn't know her name. She asked the witch, the goblins and the dwarves. No-one could help her. A unicorn told her she should search in the hills around
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There were lots of hills, but only one was the correct..the correct one was very far away it was a very difficult travel to get in. could the elf arrive and discover her real name?
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It was this particular line of the story which prompted little Brynhildr to run away from home to discover her true identity. At school, being so short & having pointed ears caused
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her to never be allowed on the roller coaster. Brynhildr watched the other kids having fun on the Senior Field Trip. But, then someone said, "Hey, you want a bite of my churro?"
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Brynhildr lowered her copy of Grove to stare suspiciously. But it was just Toby. He was really offering her a bite. "No Thanks." "Whatcha readin'?" He had a chocolate mustache and
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a beard made of crisps. "I'm reading a catalogue of spare parts for a Ford Mondeo. I found it in the bin". She wasn't particularly impressed, but did like the beard, and whispered
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"I've never seen one of those before. May I touch it?" she asked. Seeing he was startled, she added, "Your beard, I mean, it's made of crisps." Softening, he said 'yes,' as long as
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you don't feel too tempted to take a bite. You see, I've been growing it since I first hit puberty. In my culture, it's a mark of your manhood, how long a man can get his beard to
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grow before it stops all together. Takes a lot of time, it does. All that groomin' and primpin' that goes along with hair- it's worse with a beard. You need to get food out all the
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time, and the little birdies will fight you for it! But if the shadow of Mama Bird ever falls upon you, you had better just leave your beard alone.
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- 2013-05-26 18:14:43
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- 2013-06-29 10:42:42
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PurpleProf Jun 29 2013 @ 23:23
We have some new folders, I see! Welcome y'all!
lucielucie Jun 30 2013 @ 02:15
Welcome to the new folders too! Would you kiss someone with a beard of crisps?
lucielucie Jun 30 2013 @ 11:22
I'll take that as a no.
MoralEnd Jun 30 2013 @ 15:35
Habanero Dorito Beard
SlimWhitman Jun 30 2013 @ 15:38
Very gently. Thanks to evilsprout for giving the story such a zingy fold.
lucielucie Jun 30 2013 @ 16:38
I'd draw the line at prawn cocktail flavour, otherwise why not?
BlastedHeath Jun 30 2013 @ 22:25
I think that for me generally the answer would be no, because if the beard were tasty, I might munch upon it with mindless disregard and disrespect, and if it were not, then just no.
MoralEnd Jun 30 2013 @ 23:15
Ah, but trimming the beard would be so delicious.
foldmeonce Jul 01 2013 @ 14:28
As long as it wasn't stale, I'd consider it. lol