La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.

La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.

Code is one thing,but this was ridiculous.The map led us to a buried wooden box.The clue inside said:"The dove on the joke is placed in Sonoma." Where the fuck is that?In Spain?

But actually I got the code all wrong. It was Williams-Sonoma. So my contact dropped me like a hot potato. He put a hit on me which is normally not a problem but the hitman

was a kamikaze pilot wearing indestructible teflon armour. As the Iron Vulture spiraled towards me, I brashly wielded the high-end, Williams-Sonoma soaps and kitchenware beside me.

Like I thought, the Iron Vulture's pilot didn't account for the narrow passage of flying in the department store. I dodged his crash-landing, soaps & kitchenware flung everywhere,

and the cash registers rung with the shaking of the ground. The midget from the drugstore came running through aisle four, aiming his old 12 gauge at something behind the

tower of neatly stacked reduced price hair growth promoting shampoo. Suddenly, the shampoo bottles began to topple and the midget from the drugstore fired his gun in the direction

of the pineapple stand outside. Upon contacting the pineapple, the bullet caused an gigantic rip in the fabric of reality, and through that rip emerged a Demonic Judy Dench

lookalike. The demon roared and began throwing pineapples in all directions, twisted with dark magicks. "I wanted to be a set designer when I was young!" it screamed. Inside, there