wat da hell yo be doin in my fridge
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wat da hell yo be doin in my fridge
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"Close the door! I'm dressing!" said Mayonaisse.
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"Don't be such a dip." said Ms. Salsa. "You could use a little spice in your life." Mayonnaise just about flipped his lid upon hearing this.
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Instead, he keeled over from a massive coronary, a coronary so massive that it killed everyone within a klick and caused them to spontaneously adopt the metric
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donkey. The metric donkey was a beast of burden that
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insisted on correcting every creature anywhere, that their inches and cups, etc. were stupid.
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The metric system was obviously superior. It made much more sense, he thought. Why these creatures were keeping to these archaic ways, he couldn't understand.
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"All bow down before the Meter you heathens." he said. The resistance wanted to pound him to an inch of his life. They wouldn't be led by any foreign rulers.
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But this foreigner was unlike any other that had walked through their gates. This one was a thespian. He recited from Hamlet, and the resistance resisted no more. For they had
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found ethic diversity and multiculturalism felt as comfortable and snug fitting as a pair of old red slippers on a cold night.
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- 2015-07-28 02:04:30
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Perronicus Jul 28 2015 @ 12:20
"All bow down before the Meter you heathens." he said :D
inatick Jul 29 2015 @ 02:17
I'm just going to pretend everyone wrote metre not meter for my own peace of mind.
Chaz Jul 29 2015 @ 10:02
You do your maths. I'll do my math. :)
inatick Jul 31 2015 @ 02:43
1 math ... 2 maths ... 3 maths.... Mathematics is easy. I get it now. You only have 1 math in the whole of America. :P
Perronicus Jul 31 2015 @ 02:59
Which math do you think they have?
inatick Jul 31 2015 @ 03:18
Good question. I am not sure but perhaps the Americans can return it to us within a fortnight so that their math can be with the rest of mathematics. It seems a shame for 1 math to be left all on its own.