wat da hell yo be doin in my fridge

  • wat da hell yo be doin in my fridge

  • "Close the door! I'm dressing!" said Mayonaisse.

  • "Don't be such a dip." said Ms. Salsa. "You could use a little spice in your life." Mayonnaise just about flipped his lid upon hearing this.

  • Instead, he keeled over from a massive coronary, a coronary so massive that it killed everyone within a klick and caused them to spontaneously adopt the metric

  • donkey. The metric donkey was a beast of burden that

  • insisted on correcting every creature anywhere, that their inches and cups, etc. were stupid.

  • The metric system was obviously superior. It made much more sense, he thought. Why these creatures were keeping to these archaic ways, he couldn't understand.

  • "All bow down before the Meter you heathens." he said. The resistance wanted to pound him to an inch of his life. They wouldn't be led by any foreign rulers.

  • But this foreigner was unlike any other that had walked through their gates. This one was a thespian. He recited from Hamlet, and the resistance resisted no more. For they had

  • found ethic diversity and multiculturalism felt as comfortable and snug fitting as a pair of old red slippers on a cold night.



  1. Perronicus Jul 28 2015 @ 12:20

    "All bow down before the Meter you heathens." he said :D

  2. inatick Jul 29 2015 @ 02:17

    I'm just going to pretend everyone wrote metre not meter for my own peace of mind.

  3. Chaz Jul 29 2015 @ 10:02

    You do your maths. I'll do my math. :)

  4. inatick Jul 31 2015 @ 02:43

    1 math ... 2 maths ... 3 maths.... Mathematics is easy. I get it now. You only have 1 math in the whole of America. :P

  5. Perronicus Jul 31 2015 @ 02:59

    Which math do you think they have?

  6. inatick Jul 31 2015 @ 03:18

    Good question. I am not sure but perhaps the Americans can return it to us within a fortnight so that their math can be with the rest of mathematics. It seems a shame for 1 math to be left all on its own.

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