"What the dentists absolutely don't warn

"What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.

"Now, let me explain something to you, Mister...what is it again?" Pat was tired of being called Mister, but he answered anyway, avoiding any issue that would deviate from the "pro

tagonist's credo" which Pat had memorized from the assertiveness training seminar that Pat was kicked out of last August. Pat tried to look at this person with the "third eye

but he knew no matter how bright this persons aura might be, he was still going to think that they were an asshole after what he had just witnessed.

It's rather funny how aura's like this can trick you. You could see the most lovely aura that just draws you in but, they can be a total jerk. It's happened him far too many times.

Maybe it was because of the new persona he was creating for himself. Maybe it attracted guile and personal undermining. He already invested in having an array of magnetic spheres

embedded in multiple points throughout his body, which was all good & fine except that he had no control over who, exactly,he might attract with his magnetism. Life got complicated

when an entire galaxy of Sea Monkeys became convinced that he was their god. They followed him everywhere until he found himself running through the desert, the galaxy chasing him

, where they lived ever-so-briefly in aquatic harmony until the overabundance of salt finished them off. As the last one died, he could hear someone playing Taps on the wind.