I have beautiful feet

I have beautiful feet

thought the Jesus Christ lizard. The Basilisk had never noticed before, but Snapping turtle had remarked on their fine webbing and scales. "You should enter the foot model contest

." Jesus Christ lizard ignored the Snapping Turtle. Turned the scaly cheek, so to speak. And that's when he saw Frog and Toad riding towards him on a tandem bike.

Frog and Toad stopped before Jesus Christ lizard. "Come with me, and I will make you fisher of... of fish!" Frog and Toad looked skeptically. "Jesus," thought Jesus, "This is hard.

" But Jesus Lizard was determined to evangelize his beloved amphibians. Frog and Toad dropped everything they were doing and hopped after Him. They traveled to the swamp & found

ed the First United Church of Herpetofauna. Froggy went-a-bible-thumpin while toad prayed for his warts to disappear. Jesus Lizard's church did well, though protests against FUCH

Were financed by the globalist wizards against the defenders of the lost kingdoms. It was an epic battle, in the form of a folding story. Froggy 's restaurantdid so well his bakery

Froggy looked in the mirror and realized that he was just an actual frog and not a Frenchman, as he had assumed himself to be all along. He knew nothing about fine cuisine. He was

a fool. But suddenly it dawned on him that yes he was a fool but he was not a French fool. Not French! Ten minutes ago not being French was a nightmare but now it was a blessing.