in the coldest of nights, homer simpson drags

in the coldest of nights, homer simpson drags his trash bag to the garbage and suddenly

Mr. Burns pops out from behind it! Homer is frightened and shrieks like a girl. As Homer runs back towards the house, Burns chases him with nothing but a extra large shirt on.

Burns steps on the nighty and falls flat. Homer sees that he's out cold. Homer realizes that someone would pay a lot of money to get Mr. Burns back, he gets the rope and

nighties, and men, too. Wear nighties, that is. Women do wear men occasionally, but that's an entirely different topic. He takes the nighty to the

dailies. No, he wasn't Ed Wood, but he followed in his footsteps. And high-heel pumps. High heels are an ugly shoe. How can women and some men stand to lean forward like that?

" was his last wandering thought before his own unbalance toppled him forward. The others gasped but were helplessly frozen as his body smashed into the only copy of the film.

His body, only a shell for what's been hidding inside for so many years, a mutant lobster from outer space. Noone knew this, he made sure to leave no clues to his true identity.

Most people knew him as George Clooney (no cloos, get it?) and he was successful in hiding his true lobster self for the most part.One careless day, however, George's antenna stuck

into Jack Abramoff's soup. Jack went right off his soup and as a result George said "Jack's off his soup". The media missquoted George saying he was a "Jack Off".