She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

which is pretty good going for a cocker spaniel, what with the inbreeding issues. If I'm honest, the older and smellier that Bubbles got, the harder it was to even like her. Tolera

ting the older pooch's odor was not something to be taken lightly, but she was still my pet. So, hoping to rectify the situation, I decided to give my darling Bubbles a bath.

So I filled up the tub with water. My dog Bubbles knew instantly it was bath time for her. She hid under my dad's bed. I bent down to get her and that's when I saw "it." Under my

dad's bed!! An inflatable man!! I reeled at the discovery of my dad's secret while Bubbles licked my hand to console me. I pulled the inflatable man out & blew him up. "It" was

fully erect now. Nearly ready to burst from the internal pressure. Completely swollen. I wanted to blow a little more to see what would happen but I noticed the inflatable man's

intelligence increasing proportionally to his internal pressure. A few more huffs and we'd have an Isaac Newton on our hands -- or at least an Anthony Hopkins playing Newton.

umming the entire discography of ABBA. They didn't call me the Big Bad Wolf for nothin'.

Now I think I have to be leavin' you with that piece o' info, as I've got a Ghost Rider to catch. Take my advice, though... Those who follow darkness are bound to become it.