But the giant Italian woman would not stop

But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid

shot her in the skull with a revolver. Next, she dragged the corpse to the rose gaden and buried her. When her employer's husband came home, this killer maid seduced him by

putting on some Seal and pretending to spot clean the carpet. When they finished up, the maid reached for the revolver again, drew down on the husband, and pulled the trigger. Noth

ing happened though, when she realized it was a single-action and she had forgot to cock the hammer. She giggled to herself privately about that. Fatally so, as the lamp hit her

The End. The sudden ending left the audience puzzled. There was another hour of the movie left. The credits scrolled up. People exited. A lone fan waited to the very end. He saw

after 40 minutes of credits, what the director had wanted to keep as a special treat for super nerds like him. The-making-of of the Special Extended Edition with never before seen

ten minutes of hard core Pong-themed pornography. It was actually pretty tasteful and artistic, and set into motion things David Lynch had been craving to do since Dune, such as

as the headline act after flash mobs. Unfortunately, although flash mobs werenthe opening act, they always seemed to out-shine the lynch-mob. David Lynch street reenactors

turned Main Street into Mulholland Drive. Nightmares lurked behind every wall. The Cowboy waited under every street light & the blue key opened the Gate to the Man in the Planet.