So I started to leave the room, when Vinnie

So I started to leave the room, when Vinnie goes "Does the pope shit in the woods?" and chuckles. I just kept walking. He comes up with weirdest shit after a night of booze and

an office depot spending spree. But when Vinnie makes jokes about the pope, I have to fight back my urge to tell him that I am Jesus, and that shit ain't funny. The problem is

people don't really believe, man. Their faith isn't what it used to be. I mean I used to be able to walk into any bar in America and turn that shit into wine and people would

go straight apostle up in there and join my crew," said Black Jesus. "Man, I wish an angel would come and show me some doper magic tricks." God sent Chris Angel. BJ wept.

contact Yoda through Uri Geller as a medium.Uri voiced "Wisdom do you seek? Criss Angel,a fraud he is. Born with a plastic spoon in his mouth." Black Jesus was ashamed of his occul

t affiliation, but he hadn't expected the magicians' dark powers to come from a galaxy far, far away. He sought out Odie-Wan Kenobe, who was strong in the force but drooled a bit.

"Nuke, I am your father" were Odie-Wan Kenobe's first words, quoting Oppenheimer in the Trinity. But Nuke couldn't hear him well through the intense drooling. It sounded more like

he'd said "Duke Nukem got 'em", so the boy figured all was well and just went about his business, blissfully unaware that Darth Elevator was approaching from behind. Then he

heard Admiral Gial Akbar scream, "It's a trap!" He whipped around just in time to push Darth Elevator's buttons, closing the door on their relationship forever.