When I'm alone with Data, it's frightening.

When I'm alone with Data, it's frightening. When no one's around he has this frozen face, and soulless eyes. I could swear the mechanization of carnage and mayhem churn inside

Those black abysses he calls his eyes. A soulless being constructed for destruction and war. Even though we are allies, Data's presence terrifies me. I wonder how to create such a

n Evil silicon Pinocchio. I wanted to make an army of Data's I could command. Even though he was my ally, I needed to get under his skin,but he never slept. His charging station

Suddenly pinocchio jumped on me and started kicking my head, I ran over to the wall and started banging my head against it. The critter fell off and I was triumphant. I like cheese

in chili but apparently I have to add a whopping amount to make chili con queso. I wanted to celebrate my vanquishing of Pinocchio by dipping nachos into my chili. It's delicious.

Chili con queso with Fritos is a favorite during football games or holiday parties.

Green bean casserole is another versatile holiday favorite that often presents a challenge to taco aficionados. Tip: At football parties, serve GBC in football-shaped

and football-styled receptacle. The footballers will appreciate the green bean casserole but the taco aficionados might get a bit angry. For them it's best to add a bit of

Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers. Just a bit, though. Whoa, I think you put in too much. Here: taste it. (WHOOOOMPH!) Someone! Dial 911! STOP, DROP, ROLL!