Although almost in their 70's, The Rolling

Although almost in their 70's, The Rolling Stones remain one of the most loved Rock n Roll bands. The secret of their longevity is tied to the fact

But the joke was on Mick Jagger. While he was dancing with animatronic Abe Lincoln, Mick noticed dry skin on his elbow. When he scratched it, it peeled back revealing a complex

cluster of cells shaped like top hats. "The infection has spread to you, Mick," said Lincoln's dehumanized, yet tenderly honest voice. At The Stones' next gig, Mick sprouted facial

features on his shoulder allowing him to sing both lead and backup on Wild Horses. They could finally get rid of Keith Richards! Backstage, Jagger stabbed Richards repeatedly but

as Jagger later revealed in GQ, “it was a bit like stabbin' beef jerky. I mean, just looka that face! The bloody blade bent and broke off." He tried poisoning Richards, but

unfortunately, Richards had become immune thanks to excessive quantities of a wide variety of drugs. So after Jagger had laced his ice-teas with vast amounts of cyanide,

his husband Simmons sipped away and only had a touch of flu. Jagger knew he'd need stronger stuff. Or maybe poison wasn't it. He'd heard arsenic used to be in cookies, but would it

make a difference in his riffs? Maybe. Still (as usual) he couldn't get no satisfaction. "I'll take chocolate chip," he replied to Simmons. "And don't breathe on it. I haven't

had my booster shots."