A man was stranded on an island. With nothing

A man was stranded on an island. With nothing but matches and rope. Out of no where a bear appears. The man runs. The bear catches him. Natives to the island attack the bear.

The bear yells "Hey, cut that out! I'm just giving my bestie a bear hug!" The natives drop their weapons in fear of the talking bear & run." The man says "Bob, is it you?" The bear

chuckles, enveloping the man in a bear hug. "Of course not." The bear responded, rubbing the man's hair with a massive paw. "Bob turned into a toad, remember?"

He swatted the bears paw away and stumbled backwards over a rock "Remember no i don't remember who are you?" his head shook maniacally "Bear dont talk!"

Or do they, he wondered.

The next day, everyone found out. He had to hire a press agent & three body guards. It was soon apparent that he'd have to enter the witness protection program. Six months later,

he reemerged from a new apartment in downtown Chicago as a butterfly emerges from its cocoon. And as that butterfly spreads its glorious wings, so too did he wear his rainbow wig

which made him look like Miley Cyrus's identical twin. Strutting in his costume down a crowded street, he gleefully handed out autographs to unsuspecting Miley fans. He felt famous

After some hours, maybe days, he recovered his memory, fully. He know remember even how he was born in the old British land of his grandparent. Everything, In just a moment, It is.