"Hello," said Alison. "Hello," said Jan.

"Hello," said Alison. "Hello," said Jan. "We are so glad us two get to work with you Alex. You are just a real hero to us." Alex looked embarassed by the compliments.

Alex's past was riddled with secrecy. He remembered the stranger days when his mother ran throughout the house, babbling about "Sheraga" and how his "clan of Elves" was coming.

He remembered the days when his father sat in his armchair wearing Y-fronts, drinking beer & shouting at the TV. When Alex received a postcard from Iona signed Sheraga & the Elves

. Iona was like that. She brandished band names as a means to make herself feel superior. But the internet made that little trick impossible. Now she had to make up band names.

, the conversation kept on going tangential as she was suffering from ADHD. The band was made to counteract the cancer that was being produced by the likes of beiber

and other pop music clones. The rock band played increasingly loud to drown them out. "Like a cancer grows," the lead singer belted out as the crazed fans rushed toward the stage.

That's when it happened. Suddenly out of nowhere there it came. At first no one could see what was coming but then it all beacme quite clear

It´s was a horrible creature that scared all of us.. It was big and disgusting and no one was the same after seeing it!

But, such is life. Things happen & we change. There is nothing you, I, or anyone can do about it. Please pass the dip.