The bomb blew up and the mushroom cloud blew

The bomb blew up and the mushroom cloud blew out.

"Hickory dickory nuclear holocaust indeed," Captain Boom-man said, thinking over the armies plans. " enact the first stage of the invasion, then launch the bombs," he shouted.

"But sir" his subordinate stammered "we can't launch bananas, we're out of bombs wha..what would you have us do?" "Give your lives for your countries need for muffins, private" he

demanded, "and by 'private' I mean...". He began to pull down his pants when suddenly his chest exploded scattering internal organs into the faces of the soldiers. The banana gun

fell to the cold, hard floor, causing it to discharge. The banana projectile slammed into one of the soldier's midsections, causing him to double over in pain and grunt out loud.

They oughtn't've messed with this particular soldier--"Cowboy Cletus," they called him"--for Cletus knew his way around a banana gun. He brandished his curved yellow weapon and

yelled "Peel out!". But Cowboy Cletus' rivals, the Banana Splits Bunch, came riding around the corner on their motor unicycles and tore the banana gun from his hands, laughing and

grabassing their way through the crowd we had attracted. Their smell alone was enough to tell you that these Banana Splits Bunch were bad news. Cowboy Cletus picked up a banana gun

and all hell broke loose, strawberry sauce streams; chocolate fudge lagoons. Cowboy Cletus by-passed the pineapple chunks & whipped cream. Then he ate the Banana Split Bunch raw.