I got out my ruler and measured carefully.

I got out my ruler and measured carefully. The other kids at the lunch table stared, but I intended to eat this Fruit By The Foot precisely one foot at a time. I made incisions

so I decided to remove just one pant leg and began softly humming to myself. I didn't think their eyebrows could get any closer together - but they did. What was really funny

was my "unibrow" joke. But they didn't laugh. With my pants off I sat akimbo. Let that desert air cleans the clammy cloisters. They jumped up and

ran away. "Hey, why are you running? I thought we were supposed to be pantless?!" Then I realized they were looking behind me. As if in a movie, my head creaked around to see

if they were wearing pants or not. Sure enough, they quickly realized their nakedness and scrambled to cover their private parts with whatever nearby items they could grab. I was

unfortunately standing next to a pile of slinkies and when I tried to slink away without being noticed my "covering" made that distinctive and rhythmic sound drawing attention to

a purple unicorn!

Said Dora the explora. We should ask it the way to meet up with some friends. Unicorns who live in the caves are very

touchy said Diego. Dora turned and slapped him in the face. Don't contradict what I say! I was first and I'm the boss! Diego meekly muttered something about goring unicorn horns.