The explorer blankly gazed at his compass.

The explorer blankly gazed at his compass. Only three days left. All of his crew were screaming behind him because they had reached their final test on this voyage: a

mermaid that wasn't quite what you would expect. The top was fish, and she had legs that were

rabbit legs. Indeed, a mermaid that the world had never seen before. I watched it as it sunbathed, kicking its stubby furry legs with anticipation while the fish side flopped aroun

d trying as it could to entice some sailors. Adamantius Scornface, the infamous cryptozoologist, incidentally arrived on the shore of the fishrabbit creature and decided to name it

after her first goldfish, Butterscotch. Scornface locked the tissue samples in the mortuary storage, away from the prying public and the shadow government. The creature's secrets

we're too much for her to let go of. She didn't want anyone else to figure them out and was terrified of someone knowing that the floruidated water killed his fish body and the go

ing for of life as a fish. Instead, he decided to try to change himself. HE tried to become a shark, acting, eating, swimming like one, becoming one with the ways of the sharks.

One day, the fish who was trying to pass as a shark, was with a pack of Great Whites off the Great Barrier Reef when another shark started looking funny at his sharkfin. "Bruno?"

"Shhhh!! No!! It's me! Clamydia! I'm in the witness protection program! I'm incognito!" The shark merely nodded, then swam off to find Det. Manatee. This fish tale ain't over...