On a dark, stormy night, Phil Cassidy walked

On a dark, stormy night, Phil Cassidy walked down the endless spiraling stairway that would lead him to the depths of Bolcan, the place he feared most. But it also held the one

dangerous thing in this world: darkness. Phil Cassidy fell down the stairs to Bolcan's capital. He broke his back and his Life Alert got knocked away. He stretched his arm as far

as he could, but it was no use. His Life Alert was out of reach. Was this the end? Was Phil to die alone lying next to his colostomy bag and its contents at the bottom of the st

bracelet & hit the "Help I've fallen & can't get up to by a ticket to this overpriced franchise movie milking the dregs of a galaxy long dead".He tried reaching it with his lightsa

-outsa! brand extensible boxing glove (made with authentic Italian leather), but to no avail. As his consciousness faded, he heard Leia's voice. "Obi-Wan, I'm stepping out to grab

a bite. Then I'm gonna drink, wake up in a stranger's bed, speedball using dirty needles, turn tricks for meth and huff gasoline. Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope." Leia turned

to throw herself in his arms, for dramatic effect, knowing it would tug on his heart strings. Men will believe anything as long as you're pretty & cry, she was going to keep the

house, both cars, &everything they had in the bank. At least that was the plan. Should she slip into something pink, slinky and sexy too? He was gonna get what was coming to him.

He tried to pull his arms away from the superglue. The street luge rocked slightly. "Please! hear me out!" She let the spaghetti strap slip from her shoulder and pulled the lever.