What would Jabba the Hutt look like snowboarding

What would Jabba the Hutt look like snowboarding the halfpipe?

An immensely obese slug upon a snowboard.

But that wasn't the worst of it. I felt bugs crawling under my skin & my legs turned to mush. The sky turned an odd shade of chartreuse...or was it cerelean? The obese slug slimed

they was, wasn't they? What was i finking slappin glue all over me shoes? I loved to sniff the glue, maybe that had somefing t'do wiv it? I look'd the dirty li'l slug in the eye an

Slopped 'im a great wallop right on 'is trackiroos! Out flew the trolllicks frum 'is wee toesies an down the plunka ee tumbles! Oh what a sound 'is chucky block made as it

slapped into the boardyboard. And 'is toothpegs all bouncy out 'is mouth an' the blood sprays an' a pottle of business this all is." "Thank you, officer, for your testimony." said

the Nerd. The Officer, "What the hell? I'm giving you a ticket. We're not in court. You're not a lawyer." The nerd said, "And do you expect the jury to believe that statement?" Th

e Officer said, "Of couse, I have a perfect record in court, every case I take before a jury, results in Guilty as Charged. You have nothing on me." The nerd knew he had a bad

attorney. Now he had to pay the price. That's what happens when you're forced to use your stupid brother-in-law as your lawyer.