What would Jabba the Hutt look like snowboarding

What would Jabba the Hutt look like snowboarding the halfpipe?

An immensely obese slug upon a snowboard.

But that wasn't the worst of it. I felt bugs crawling under my skin & my legs turned to mush. The sky turned an odd shade of chartreuse...or was it cerelean? The obese slug slimed

down the highest tower only to get closer to me. Oh no.. No,no NO!! Please.. someone tell me this is just a dream.. I really can't stand slugs! I tried to run but my feet was glued

Slopped 'im a great wallop right on 'is trackiroos! Out flew the trolllicks frum 'is wee toesies an down the plunka ee tumbles! Oh what a sound 'is chucky block made as it

slapped into the boardyboard. And 'is toothpegs all bouncy out 'is mouth an' the blood sprays an' a pottle of business this all is." "Thank you, officer, for your testimony." said

the Nerd. The Officer, "What the hell? I'm giving you a ticket. We're not in court. You're not a lawyer." The nerd said, "And do you expect the jury to believe that statement?" Th

e Officer said, "Of couse, I have a perfect record in court, every case I take before a jury, results in Guilty as Charged. You have nothing on me." The nerd knew he had a bad

attorney. Now he had to pay the price. That's what happens when you're forced to use your stupid brother-in-law as your lawyer.