I'd had a pretty good life scamming rich
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I'd had a pretty good life scamming rich lonely widows at their estate sales. Things took a turn for the worse when I met that grey panther Ethel Mitallenwasser.
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Ethel had wise in her eyes, and she spotted the grifter in me as soon as I stepped on her property. The scam I was trying died as soon as I
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spoke with a voice that was remarkably similar to Baloo from Jungle book. Ethel slammed the door on my
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foot, the poor girl obviously confused as to why she was growing grey fur across her body. I opened the door and watched as her body plumped out - the Bear Necessities indeed!
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I woke up suddenly, and all thoughts of werebears were erased from my mind. I was consumed with the fear of my real problem: the impending Pancake Prohibition.
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But what if the root of this Perilous Pancake Prohibition was not, as he had claimed, killer wasps, but the werebears themselves. I realised I had to act quickly if I wanted to
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stave off the almost inevitable collapse of society; first the pancakes would go, yes, but it would not end there. Next would fall the syrup industry, the butter industry; and,
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the cigarette industry. No one would have thought such an industry would ever fall in a lifetime they had lived, but this wasn't like any other lifetime. It was one where people
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had access to all world knowledge in their pockets. A world where nothing was private anymore. A world where one man could take down a government, and he was just the man to do it.
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...right after he finished reading his ex's text messages. And stealing nude self-shots out of peoples' Gmail accounts. And reading Wikipedia. Yup, any day now. Taking 'em down.
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- 2011-04-16 16:49:23
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- 2011-04-21 19:55:05
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