Finished Folds (1—20)
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3Unfortunately, the oven was a harsh judge of the meal, deeming it too 'epic' to create, which it deftly displayed by exploding into a mass of flames.
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4Dave, who has an actual hairy chest, rather than your tank top with shaved hair taped to it! Oh, oh Richard...why did I ever find you a winner in the first place?
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0But she decided against the idea - too much effort. Seeing that she had no furniture left, her eyes turned to her cocker spaniel, which also soon disappeared into her iron gut...
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2made a fillet of the bird, seasoned with fresh paprika and a light touch of vinegar. It was so delicious that she almost forgot about the disfigured corpse of her father.
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0, much to the dismay of the old church ladies watching in secret from the back. They gossiped this way and that way about the mere possibilities as to why no one was getting naked.
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3coming from there... One night, he broke into the business and snuck into the back room. Therein was the answer. A pack of hyenas were residing here...illegal and cheap labor!
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0... Of course, in truth, they burned their beans; he knew this, and yet still pitied their corporate methods enough to purchase a tall latte nearly every day. The poor saps.
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0... The powerful beast eyed a small calf strangely, and before he could think of his actions, he had swallowed the little one whole! He was simply too hungry to be herbivorous...
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2The Charizard watched the boy standing in front of him. The little human seemed to be waiting...but for what? The dragon's fat stomach growled impatiently...
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1"You fool! Think of how life would be without lolcats!" the man slapped him hard, bringing him back to his senses. My god...and...Yo Dawg! How could he have almost destroyed that?
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0foot, the poor girl obviously confused as to why she was growing grey fur across her body. I opened the door and watched as her body plumped out - the Bear Necessities indeed!
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1and climb down one of their throats? One of the nagas knew. A mere quick stare at the mammal later, and the clever snake had the meal marinated and squirming down his gullet! Yum!
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0train. Rather...the train caught her. She soon conceded that it was, perhaps, unwise to stand on the tracks themselves. Well, the day certainly was turning worse as she'd guessed.
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1Dead was upon us. The adult imagery might save some people's lives...yes, it was worth it. He closed his YouTube links, retrieving his shotgun and a carton of shells. It was time.
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3paid little attention to my seat... Before I knew it, my chair toppled over the abyss, dropping me into the chasm! I awoke in a grassy field. I wouldn't be doing THAT ever again.
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1the middle of the company break room. I was on my lunch break, and there was nowhere else I was allowed to eat... As much as I hated it, I knew I would have to watch the show.
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1His body was soon coated with soot, sweat not even able to form on his grimy skin. But his efforts were not in vain... "Is that it...? Yes, yes!" he shouted, retrieving the object.
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3"Hey! Keep it down over there! Your singing sucks!" a crotchety voice cried out through the wall behind him. Embarrassed, he silenced himself immediately... Was he really that bad?
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3use one of our last incendiary grenades to disrupt the pull? Maybe, just maybe, we can escape after the explosion! That is...if the Vo'ox Gurgins don't notice our plan!
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2rose shakily back to his feet, he thought of something worse. Perhaps his injuries were caused by...?! Checking his coat pockets, he realized his .44 was nowhere to be found...!