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The kimchi was superb. McDonald's was expanding its menu to include other foreign street food. The deep-fried honey ants and haggis were

all the rage until patrons figured out what that was. The pad Thai was a welcome addition, however. In a TV ad, Ronald McDonald cheered, "Try our noodles and

empty your pockets into our Cash register!" Ronald McDonald pushed a little Asian boy down the stairs in the Playland, then beat his chest and roared, "King of the

Jungle! Hear me when I roar!" Everyone cowered until suddenly from out of the restroom charged Jack Box. "Suck this Ron!" Jack screamed, smashing his oversized "head" into Ronald's

" squealed hot-n-juicy Wendy, who dabbed a trickle of special sauce from the corner of her mouth. But it was too late. Jack sprinkled Ron's deep-fried head with salt. Wendy was

super-size excited for the extra cheese. "Hold that pickle!" she encouraged Ron, as Jack malted Ron's shake. In that moment, Jack remembered: he'd forgotten his condiments.

So Jack bought Japanese food instead. He gave up his American dignity and joined Sony in the attempt to beat Microsoft. Jack lived as a dignityless man, until dignity dust appeared