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I have never been as offended as the day

  • I have never been as offended as the day I discovered that I lost followers on folding story. My self esteem was crushed more than the time I received the least amount of likes.

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  • I'm funny, dammit. I wish the cyberworld would appreciate it more. I LIVE for FoldingStory. I sadly crawled downstairs to my parents basement & logged on to see if I had any

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  • comments on my dungeons and dragons blog. Sadly, I had none as always. I decided, I needed pity friends, so I went on Facebook and put a sad face with the words "mom died, poop."

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  • I was expecting thousands of replies grieving over my (fake) loss. I would read them all, absorb them all and take pleasure in their apparent sincerity.

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  • Then what I would do would write a lot of fake thank-you's back to those people.

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  • I'd put quotes around words like "dear," "thank" and "sincerely." Then I'd add a post script: "I wish you could hear the sneering, sarcastic tone of my voice as I read this aloud."

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  • (Sarcasm is my middle name. I'm so good at it, most people can't even tell when I'm being sarcastic, unless I point it out.) I prefer not to write letters. Face-to-face sarcasm is

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  • The ideal way to deal with aggresive debt collectors. George and his pet snakerat understood how to

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  • Throw the finest tea parties. This was important if they were going to get those tax collectors drunk before the grand rebellion. They decided to have it in Boston, and

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  • Samuel Adams rose from his pew, and announced, “This meeting can do nothing more to save the country!” But nobody was listening because they could hear screams coming from

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1 Comments

  1. MangoMania Aug 03 2015 @ 09:16

    I still remember who stopped following me 2 years ago. The wounds have not healed. You know who you are.

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