It was the best of times, it was the worst

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the first day of school! I was ready to return. This was, afterall, my senior year and I was looking forward to

move up to one of those food challenge types with every type of meat and sauce imaginable. So, I got out cheap white bread, mayo, cheese and remembered: I could GRILL this thang!

Unfortunately my propane tank was out so I sadly had to eat it without grilling, which meant is was really squishy. Oh well a cheap sandwhich is better than eating nothing.

But the cheap sandwich made me think about Subway. I hated subway. Stupid sandwich place. The cheese was plastic and the bread was paper. I decided to sabotage the sandwich

by putting a long black hair in the lettuce and taking it back up to the counter. The clerk with the long hair was so embarrased, he turned

grass green. Snrgh called the manager over & pointed at the black hair. This 'Uglet' dropped a hair in my Hnyglid salad! 'Have it your way' indeed!" The clerk's wattle distended

pleeble glistened. Snrgh was so disgusted by now that he fopped chuget. "That'll be $5.72," twerped the clerk, a dishwad grin on his face. "Plus 50 cents for the extra hair." Snrgh

paid the clerk but didn't tip. Snrgh then decided to go handgliding but first he would need to find a hat to protect his new hair. Snrgh had seen a beautiful bonnet with a pink

dragonequus wrapped over the brim but it was too expensive, & by the time Snrgh's "handgliding" trip came up it was bought. His hair got messed up that day & he never tried again.