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Tails smirked evilly as he held a knife up.

  • Tails smirked evilly as he held a knife up. "You messed with me for the last time Scratch!"

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  • and so Miles killed him. And so he went to trial for murder. Was it in self defense? Well, the trail's judge was Dr.

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  • Robotnik, so of course he'd jump at any given opportunity to get that damn fox off his back once and for all. One less annoyance to deal with, next to that

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  • and that annoying Michelin Man. The Michelin Man and the Fox had become really close friends after shooting commercials together. Robotnik had gotten enmeshed in their weird

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  • conspiracy theories about the return of Hitler; humans abducted for alien studies; most strangely of all the news paper reports on

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  • the sugar companies and their connections with asbestos mining. People from the mining/sugar refining town failed to connect the dots. The fat cat 1%ers controlled

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  • the yogurt/glue company too. The bottles changed, but the sludge dispensers just slopped out the same pasty muck. Vanilla with extra chunks anyone? I'd also advise to avoid the

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  • spians, as they are such drama queens. But back to the story. Yes, Hostess had made a huge error when they turned their attention to producing pasties instead of pastries. Glue and

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  • twinkie filling are not interchangeable. When the pasties fell off, the hostess hostesses were arrested at the Industry Fair for Adhesive Products (IFAP). The headline read "Ho hos

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  • Hos Hauled off Home" because the arresting officers declared rather frantically that the Hostess hostesses had to be placed under immediate house arrest. The officers' houses.

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2 Comments

  1. 49erFaithful Dec 10 2012 @ 19:45

    Well played, officers...

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 21 2012 @ 14:09

    The ho hos range freely nomore... http://foldingstory.com/crq67/

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