A chinese food based economy is a realistic

A chinese food based economy is a realistic and feasible system and here's how:

Everyone has dumplings, ya see? Some's dumplings are better than others, capiche? So now instead of that item costing 30000 Yuon, it'll be 450 won ton. Get it? The London School of

London Schools was probably the most boring school ever constructed on earth. It was mainly a torture chamber for MI6. The syllabus alone had brought down the Iron Curtain when

Mr Hasselhoff became head teacher. It was the London Schools began teaching it's first watching paint dry class followed by counting sand at the beach. Students slept throughout

his lectures. Head teacher, Mr Hasselhoff clenched his fists, digging his nails into his flesh to stop himself crying out with the injustice of it all. He flexed his cane and heard

All sorts of noises upstairs. It was the students folding stories! Wasn't that a quiet activity? Apparently not. Mr. Hassellhoff joined the folding stories group and quit his job.

His job at folding stories was to piece together 2,356,128 parts of stories crushed underfoot by Mr. Ed.

"Hey you, New Guy, leave your Tinder feed and get to the septic truck now!" I have to rush, 2,356,128 story bits make a lot of shit. There is talk of bringing in a seventh truck.

An eruption cracked across the dark sky just then. It was the 7th Seal of the 7th Truck. And then there was silence. I realized then we were all in deep sh*t.