Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Superkick,

Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Feet stronger than a raging herd of beeffalo, the mighty Superkick is the champion of justice! Our hero

thought he had done a pretty good job so decided to fly down to McDonalds for a celebrationary thickshake and small McChicken Burger meal. Little did he know that the Evil

Mayor McCheese had set him up to a massive fall. It wasn't personal, just political. The sesame seeded bun goes round and round. Mayor McCheese hugged him with mock

sauce, far from special. But Councilman Dumpty had learned a thing or two. He had all the king's horses and all the king's men write letters of support to Mayor McCheese's opponent

the reprehensible Georgie Porgie who kissed the girls and made them cry. Mayor McCheese knew he'd have to provide lashings of pudding and pie to win this election. So he contacted

Rachel Ray to become his campaign manager. Beating Georgie Porgie by winning voters over with food instead of ideas would likely work, reasoned Mayor McCheese. Rachel got to work

closely w/Grimace, but soon Rachel realized & he wasnt very helpful w/her cooking shows. In his defense, do u know how f'n hard it is to hold a spatula w/o fingers? His smile creep

s out a dentist in the audience. The dentist rushes to the stage in the middle of filming a cooking show. Within seconds the dentist was trying to pry open his mouth

with a vehicle jack. It worked, for a while, his jaw and skull separating to a record distance. The crowd applauded. Then he screamed as the tissues of his neck snapped and blood