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In the moonlight blood is no longer scarlet,

  • In the moonlight blood is no longer scarlet, pretending to be beautiful. It is as black as an abyss.

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  • And as wet and glossy as crude oil, flowing down the limbless torso in the nocturnal meadow I had chosen for my latest act of artistic expression. The insects joined me in my

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  • danse macabre, accompanying me through this mystic voyage of Death I was creating. After many hours the drugs subsided and I woke up in an alley. My limbs were aching and

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  • I was dressed up as Ronald McDonald. Don't do drugs kids.

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  • I left the the school stage and had a smoke. One hour of community service done, 299 more to go. Why did I agree to this instead of jail time? I'm Ronald McDonald Don't do drugs.

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  • "If I would've chosen jail, at least I wouldn't have to pay any bills, could have free meals, and a bed. I'm tired of community service!" Ronald McDonald threw his cig down, pissed

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  • HEY pick that up Ronald McDonald said a police officer. man I hate community service said Ronald McDonald, yeah I know you just said that said Hamburglar.

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  • "Rubble rubble rubble everywhere". Then Grimmace backed into a trash dumpster knocking it over. "Duh, Gtimmace sorry." The cop said "Pick that up you

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  • The purple oaf spent ten minutes fiddling with the dumpster, trying to reposition it. The cop watched every move, caressing his nightstick and realizing his newfound bizarre fetish

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  • for everything purple. For the cop it was 50 shades of purple, mauve, violet, plum, grape, lilac, heather, lavender. Oh so sexy! Periwinkle, bosenberry, sangria, orchid, amethyst.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Nov 09 2015 @ 17:53

    50 shades of purple LLOL inatick.

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