A boy and a girl were in a room together

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

"I think we are being watched." Alice looked around the room before responding "Of course we are being watched. I am not Alice. I am Natasha a KGB agent assigned to

watch for people who are watching us." Eyes were darting here, there & all over the room. Everyone was watching everyone else without seeing anything. KGB Agent Natasha pulled out

of the Winchell's parking lot with 5 dozen maple bars. It was one of those times. The KGB's Christmas party was coming and "he" would be there. She needed to eat and eat big.

She knew if she threw up then she wouldn't have to go. She snuck to the kitchen late at night and swallowed a large mouthful of chicken nuggets. Some food went down her windpipe

and breathing started feeling a more and more difficult thing to do. She was feeling sorry, but it was a bit too late.

As it went on, breath left her body slowly and with a defeated sigh, her last words escaped, "Why did it have to be now?"

As she died in my arms, salvation came. The war was over. We were released from our cell and I carried her body - still flush with past life - into sunshine, for the first time in

a long time I felt at peace. I chucked her corpse over a cliff while singing her favourite song: "If you want to do it right-right? do it with me. Baby, I'm your maaaaaan." It's wh