Cowboy TV got his friends Wizard Microwave,

Cowboy TV got his friends Wizard Microwave, Pirate Phone, and Berserker Stereo together to take out Pimp Monitor and Ninja Radio once and for all! Their plan was to

organize a Village People reunion/ orgy. But wait! Three of their former members were missing: Fireman Vacuum, Indian BlowDryer and the notoriously kinky Vibro-Cop. How could they

shamelessly cash-in by playing at the Indian Casinos without the original band members. So they hacked into the Pentagon's computers and started looking for the Village People who

were responsible for the original crime. Alas, the US Government knew little about the New Yorkers that I had connected to this whole thing, and they couldn't find much. But then,

they began to gather up all of the New Yorkers, placing them into huge camps. Protected by barbed wire and gun toting guards these camps became known as

the 'in' clubs to the NYC partyfolk. Everyone wanted in. Rounding people up turned out to be unnecessary. They arrived in stretch limos & fancy digs. Behind the barbed wire gate

were all the "it" people waiting to get into the club. Decked out in her mink coat, Mary-Kate Olsen was on Stavros' arm and Snookie was jumping trying to see over the crowd

and “fell out of her shirt,” if you know what I mean.Stavros stared.Mary-Kate said something about a skank. Snookie readjusted, then grabbed M-K's hair, punching her repeatedly as

producers and cameramen high-fived each other with dollar signs in their eyes. Kim K jumped out of nowhere onto Snookie's back but couldn't get her to release Mary-Kate from the ch