'The 7 Habits of a Highly Effective Chick

  • 'The 7 Habits of a Highly Effective Chick Sexers' #1: KEEP IT SIMPLE. There's only 2 sexes a chick can be. Don't complicate by having 4 or 10 sexes. A chick isn't a fungus. Kapish?

  • #2: CLOACA: IT'S NOT JUST A VENT! One bump or two. Their's feather sexing too! Chicken Sexing is an opportunity to travel. See the worlds Chicken Cloacas! #3:

  • #3: Chicken sexting! There's more to chicken sexing than acts of pheasical passion. Get your dirty cluck on! Sign up today and get 80 anytime minutes free! #4:

  • Have you been victimized by unwanted, fowl texts? Spammed with photos of cocks, breasts, and thighs? If so, then sign up today and get a free 3 hour interrogation! #5:

  • Pillows all flat and dingy? The Sleepers Comfort Reform Act guarantees a good night's rest. Just use the discount code "sheeple" in any of your internet postings or emails. #6:

  • This isn't like the rest of the things on this list, please listen, this is a cry for help, I'm trapped in an off-world paper factory and I need to warn you, DON'T- #7:

  • listen to the previous folder, begging for help. That paper factory is actually quite safe, and this list of "dont's" is nothing but for your own good. Let's go on: DON'T -#8:

  • DON'T -#8: Cut your toenails with a scythe. "What a ridiculous rule!" Someone protested. The list of dont's went on. DON'T -#9:

  • forget what your mother always said: wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. DON'T #10:

  • DON'T get distracted by your own creativity and neglect to finish your FoldingStory properly. If you follow all of the above rules, you will live happily ever after.



  1. BlastedHeath Mar 06 2015 @ 23:14

    Bonus points for "Get your dirty cluck on"!

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