The streetlight cast just enough light through

  • The streetlight cast just enough light through the hovering insects to create silhouettes of the six combatants. Even though I couldn’t make out individual features, I knew most

  • urinary tract infections. The discolorations and secretions made that

  • delightful whistling noise you so rarely hear these days. It's a shame really, that noise fading into obscurity. It was quite similar to the noise made by

  • your nose when there are some boogers up in a nostril corner. You know that sweet, far and wee whistling? That kind that won't let you sleep? Until you jam your finger

  • against your forehead because you missed your nostril? Know the feeling? Well, love is also kind of like that.

  • For example, take your still beating heart put it in a kleenex box wrap it in duct tape and throw it over Hoover dam. Maybe not the best analogy, but you get the idea. I felt she

  • understood me in a deep emotional level. And so I took her to the Hoover Dam and proposed to her. She said yes. And my heart rejoiced, as this was the beginning of

  • a wonderful engineering wedlock.On our honeymoon we toured engineering wonders of the world like the three gorges dam, the panama canal and the pyramids. Then we started a project

  • of our own in the back yard. We dug a huge pit using only spoons and attache cases to carry out the dirt. Eventually we would have a pool of our own and the Joneses would weep and

  • gnash their teeth because now they won't be able to one-up us. "You digging to China?" They teased at our progress. Little did they know, that we would have the last laugh.



  1. sundancer May 16 2011 @ 00:53

    This is possibly the best story I've ever had the privilage to be a part of!!! :-)

  2. DanMars May 16 2011 @ 04:46

    Yes, not bad at all!

  3. SlimsBro May 26 2011 @ 03:37

    We've been blogged! This was a good one because it is all so true!

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