Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty

Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).

Had a devil inside (Bam-a-Lam). Black Betty called the preacher (Bam-a-Lam). Demon said Bam-a-Lam. Whoa Black Betty (Bam-a-Lam). Preacher's dead (Bam-a-Lam). Down in Birmingham.

Gotta give that preacher a funeral (Bam-a-Lam). Black Betty gunna sing a eulogy (Bam-a-Lam). Demon said Bam-a-Lam. Whoa Black Betty (Bam-a-Lam). Sho is hot here down in Birmingham.

Bam Bam sang to Pebbles. Ever since his internship at Spin Slagazine, he'd become an insufferable music snob. He lectured her about Rock and Roll until she

became deaf in her right ear. Everyone had high expectations of Pebbles but she only grew up to fail at university and drop out. Pebbles blamed Bam Bam for singing

everything backwards, just to show off. And sideways. And cosine-ways. But never, you know, with feeling. Pebbles wanted revenge, and she knew how to network through subtle appeals

For help establishing a "safe zone" for baboons. She was herself morphing into one and , one day stood up and looked at her brown fur coat and tail in the mirror. Her kyushu was

as dear as a world globe could be to this lonely woman. On the cusp of beastiality still takes a moment to consider what her World View hasn't considered. Here in the twilight, we

find her with her arms around the globe, her lips pressed firmly against its Prime Meridian. She imagines herself seducing the entire planet with her sweet passion, but it is only