While christians are flyin a kite my friends
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While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt
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-he. The strange twaddler and the French man with the fancy mustache zig-zagged around the gas light district looking for some serious opium. They happened upon
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some and did...something...with their opium. No joking because it was, after all, serious opium. After they did that, Twaddler named the French man "Twiddler" and they shaved
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eachothers mustaches. Twiddler was dumb & Twaddler was in Detox. Twiddler communicated with rapid twirlings of his finger. Twaddler responded with eyebrow twitches, a side effect
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that had garnered so much attention that it prompted Surgeon General's Warnings on each box. "WARNING: May cause severe eyebrow twitching and finger twirling." Twiddler and his
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mother had both taken the pills and were now worried that they would also start twitching. Then it started Twiddler saw his mother's eye brow begin to twitch.
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She was sending a signal to Batman. Batman walked in the room and said "I've just finished dealing with the Riddler and now I have to stop you. Twiddler, release your mother
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and go bother a lesser superhero. I'm sick of you." Twiddler's face fell. All his life had been building up to this moment and now he had to settle for being a 2nd-rate nemesis? No
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way, Jose, he thought to himself. How can I be better, in terms of greed and wealth? I, the Twiddler, couldn't even, be a villain, what am I to be, if I am still failin'?
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That's when his fairy badmother Wario flitted in thru the window on fairy wings & a crap propeller system spewing out noxious fumes. "You can always be greedier if not wealthier!"
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- 2012-08-26 03:29:38
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- 2013-01-28 14:17:04
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Zetawilk Jan 30 2013 @ 00:43
I meant the propeller system wasn't very good. Sorry. :\