He fell in love with summer sausage after

He fell in love with summer sausage after the trip to the cracker barrel because

of Juan. Juan liked to live dangerously - being gay, he could be fired without cause at Cracker Barrel, but Juan flaunted his sexuality - along with the summer sausage - daring

his employees to do the same. One day, in a burst of frustration caused by their supervisor, Juan and his employees all started dancing gaily to Machel Montano during work hours.

The supervisor walked in, and in seeing Juan and friends dancing, shouted, "What the hell are you doing?! Get back to work!" then looked directly at Juan and said, "As punishment

you and your friends will dance the Danse Macabre! Yes, the Totentanz!" The supervisor threw a skull at Juan and from the shadows their partners emerged: deeply decaying corpses &

The corpses were now skeletons with nary a bit of moldy skin. They were all to and fro. Juan & co were dizzy as hell in their cage of The Supervisor's skeletal marauders.

It was only a matter of time before the cage inflicted an Earthquake in central China. The Supervisor's servants showed him the news, though still he carried on mercilessly.

He assembled his multitude of minions, preparing for his next strike. "Tonight! We feast on ze entrails of our enemies! Go forth, my minions! Wreak havoc on Lombard Street!"

"Whoa! WOW! That really happened on OUR street?" Little Rupert's eyes were wide as saucers & his chubby cheeks trembled in fear. "Yeah, it did," I said, & turned off the light.