"A fat lady's ass." Dr. Nexus showed him

"A fat lady's ass." Dr. Nexus showed him another inkblot. "A box of Krispy Kremes." Billy spoke flatly. "And this?" "My mother." Dr. Nexus looked at me and nodded imperceptibly.

Now I knew Billy was the one who'd been spray painting inkblots on city buses in the combined shape of a fat lady's ass and a box of Krispy Kremes. He hated his bus-driving mother

a time wasting project so that we could justify the use of taxpayers money. Billy lead a team that would rename and rebrand the city departments. Each piece of stationery would

be analyzed for traces of illicit drug residue. Health inspectors would also serve as fashion police. These initiatives, approved by several layers of committee, made Billy proud

and Bobbi Jo weap. Bobby Jo loved health inspector fashion police! She wanted to start her own reality TV show called, "Billy's nose and Bobbi's hose. Billy would catch filthy

Mufflers and clean them out to save the car owners money. Bobby Jo knew where the Tallahatchie Bridge used to be. She kept silent about it, claiming it no longer matters...rightly

since Billy Jo had been finally recognized as Long Rod McAllister, the most famous gay porn star ever. She never wanted anybody looking too closely at that. She even made sure the

children's route to school went around the block on which the VaVa Adults only Cinema stood, lest they see the photographs of Long Rod McAllister and notice his resemblance to Bill

"Megadick" O'Hanrahan. Oh screw it, the children have to grow up at some point. Send 'em that way, I say, and they will come back worldly citizens of the... Well... World.