Today was an odd series of events, 99% of

Today was an odd series of events, 99% of the world's inhabitants had been turned into zombies.And the1% of survivors were trapped on a floating isle.

And that floating isle was on a collision course with the zombie mecca, Brooklyn. Day after day, the survivors would watch that undead hipster capitol come nearer and nearer, until

the cities slammed into each other and created a city Mash Up. Brooklyn and Gay Paris became

Queens."You got your French hookers in my coke hookers!" "You got your coke hookers in my French hookers!" Cocaine was caught in hairy armpits. Paris & Brooklyn collided literally

, both being armpits of their respective continents. Paris smells. Brooklyn smells. But Tripoli?

can't be worse than the stench coming from Beijing. Fresh air was in short supply until the Airflow 2000 was invented by Prof. Ginannetonic. This was later by the Stench NoMore Pro

which successfully took over the market when it conclusively proved that garlic could be enjoyed with no lingering odours. Great distress erupted in the "ban the vampire" club when

a representative of the local authority arrived with a few policemen to close down the club for several health and safety violations. A riot ensued and the police began unleashing

the full power of the Dark Side with all of their might. Clearly, bullets and riot shields weren't enough to handle the mob, so the loss of sanity was clearly a perfect trade off.