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and under that was spray painted "Go Home!" Graffiti on a spaceship. Some earthlings hated the visitors because they suspected that underneath their kind facade

was a malevolent plan. The Breader Faction thought they were using earth females to breed progeny, the Enslavement Faction thought they planned to enslave humans, but the truth was

they lacked the talent for filming major motion pictures. Invading aliens were looking for the next hot celebrity for "Alpha Centari Follies." The abductions were a cattle call for

stocking the movie-set catering carts primarily, but once in a while they'd pick someone up who had star quality. Meanwhile, the uptight SPCH initiated a probe into the abductions

of catered cheese cubes. Ever since the Mild Abduction Act of 1984, eating un-aged Cheddar was considered a felony. They hired Det. James Manatee to investigate the consumption of

the rare cheese commodity, but the affable detective knew from more than manatee sense there was a gourmand demographic into this stuff. He questioned all the recurring characters

repeatedly but with a hint of frosty nutmeg to his abuse. As always, terrorizing the gourmand terrorists brought nothing but frustration. He let them all go, back to doing

terrorising somewhere else. He sailed away from the spice islands and his ship was caught in the strong winds of the roaring 40s. Blown of course, he discovered a