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The pink brain sits on my desk with a green

  • The pink brain sits on my desk with a green hotai to keep it company. The brain, a gift from the oral deaf education people, thinks it is sooo smart. The rabbit just looks on

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  • with a bored look. That took considerable taxidermic effort but I think I got it just right. Just to disturb the conceited brain I rolled a spliff with the hotai lit it and blew

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  • it with another lady. Nothing I do seems to impress women. I've been white, black, rich, poor pretending to be rich, rich pretending to be poor, none of it seems to matter because

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  • i´m Batman! And I can do what I want whenever I want, so..

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  • even go out on the streets on my batmobile and have a mc donalds on the go and be a showoff

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  • for all the children gathered to see me. They had been so looking forward to my burger stunt that I had to put off rounding up criminals and eat cheap fast-food. So, I quickly

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  • finished my burger-slurping show, lassoed the Grimace, and rode his purple gumdrop ass in the direction I had seen the Hamburgler flee. I shouted, "Mayor McCheese will be avenged!"

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  • "I do believe in magic!" I said. "I'm going to magic your head clean off your shoulders!" The Hamburgler began to

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  • pound his gavel. "Call this a court!" he said. "Robble robble robble!" Then he threw the mallet into Grover's head and flung himself from the stage. Hamburgler didn't get far

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  • 'cause agent 013 had a license to kill. He was big, purple and mean. Barney lept. The Hamburgler's screams echoed through the court as he tore off a large chunk. Mm special sauce!

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