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I got 399 freakin' points!!!!!!!

  • I got 399 freakin' points!!!!!!!

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  • I've never felt this good, FoldingStory has saved my life. Just a month ago I was on a downward spiral of depression and self pity. Now I can honestly say that my outlook on life

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  • is pretty damn good. Sure, some days are marred by folders committing sins against the 10 FoldingStory Commandments. But generally, I log in, enjoy reviewing the various stories,

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  • pick my nose, eat it and fold stories till the wife comes home from work. She works at Fold & Co Industries making letters for folding stories. One day, she didn't make enough and

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  • vryon had to writ without th lttr ' ' it was horribl xcpt vryon smd to gt what was bing writtn. So th Fold & Co lttr manufacturing managr calld an mrgncy mting and told us to

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  • stop it. Except this is what the manager said, "Stop. Just stop it. Don't deny it, don't admit it, just stop it." So that was the end of that. About 19 years went by and nothing ha

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  • had been denied or admitted. The manager was pleased; his advice had been heeded. But then after 19 years of silence, one chilly day in November, an aging band member

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  • stumbled into the manager's office, clutching his chest. The aging rock musician grabbed at his old manager's coat rack, shaped like Marilyn Monroe, gasped for air, and said

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  • "Come on baby, don't fear the reaper. Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper" The rocker then expired. An object rolled out of his hand with a clang. It was a cowbell.

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  • TING! ..TING! as it dropped down from the stage. The audience booed. They knew it was a mistake. The bras stopped flying on stage. He took a bow then was knocked out by a bottle.

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