He'd had enough time to hide the body that'd

He'd had enough time to hide the body that'd owned the suit he was wearing in bathroom's maintenance closet. He jammed a key into the lock and broke it off, so it would be hours

sliding down the banister legs forward. He figured it was the only way to atone for his sins. The heavy turned newel at the bottom stopped him midslide.

by totally bashing him in the noogies! This was how Thurston Boughtschmidt III, or grandad as we called him, became the first Billionaire. You see that bannister accident actually

happened right after he ran the first 4-minute mile. "Roger, don't drink and drive," I said. "You can run faster than a car anyway." ...Oh wait, that was Prefontaine. I'm so

sorry if I caused any confusion there. Please accept my most sincere apologies. What I actually said to Roger was, "Roger, don't run faster than the speed of sound, otherwise you

could burn the cupcakes that Arnold needs for badminton practice." I looked at Betty expectantly. Betty looked at me blankly. She nodded and smiled but I could tell that she didn't

understand a word. I had a moment of anxiety. Which Betty was I talking too? Rubble? Boop? Crocker? They all had that enormous head and flip-doo. I turned to my pal Jughead.

Jughead just laughed. "Can't tell 'em apart either. Listen, me and Blondie are getting a drink after work with Beetle Bailey. Wanna come?' I had to give Marmaduke a walk but I

was sure I could trust him at Janis's place even though Arlo was out of time. "Sure, but make sure that Mutts guy isn't too preachy tonight." So I got my stuffed tiger and went.