His right foot tapped rhythmically, as he

His right foot tapped rhythmically, as he stood reading a pressure points chart in the waiting room of Dr Woo's Chinese Herbal Medicine Clinic. Dr Who was a few minutes early for

his Gua Sha appt. "Dr. Who, I'm Dr. Woo," said Dr. Woo with a bow. "Dr. Woo?"said Dr. Who."I thought I was seeing Dr. Chin." "No, not Dr. Chin, Dr. Who, you're seeing me Dr. Woo."

Dr. Who took it on the chin. "Well whoop-dee-doo. I'm seeing Dr. Woo." he said sarcastically. "Who do you think you are?" asked Dr. Woo. "Yes, exactly," said Dr. Who. Then Tommy

ear buds and helmet that temporarily blinds and deafens him. This didn't stop the pin ball playing and Dr Woo's frustration continued to grow with Tommy. It didn't take long before

Dr Woo became jealous of Tommy's supple wrist. He ALWAYS got the replay. Dr Woo scoured the streets from Soho down to Brighton for a Pinball Necromancer capable of dethroning Tommy

Hilfigger. Dr. Woo had invented Bugle Boy jeans, he had white hot but brief success. Now his clothing line is at Sears and JC Penny's. Hilfigger needed to die.

His clothes line was too successful. Hilfiger had expanded his line to include such fashionable items as skateboard sneakers and vests. Dr. Woo had few outlets with Sears closings.

However, no-one was quite prepared for the success of Yogi's Unitard Yurt. "Come to Yogi's Unitard Yurt and you won't need no pants or shirt" was their jingle. Hilfiger was enraged

at this new-wave uni-fashion. He couldn't keep up with the modern hipster era. Yogi later died from poisoned Yogurt. No one knows who did it, but I have an idea of who it could be.