When the Highland Games were over and the

When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled

"Chan eil aon chànan gu leòr. Leugh mi an leabhar o cheann gu ceann." Before being discovered by angry clansmen. The audience were shocked that the PM had

chosen to wear so much white after Labor Day. How could they send him off to other countries while committing such a fashion faux pas? Ye Prime Minister's Royal Gay Friends fixed

the problem by getting him on an episode of "What Not To Wear." Stacy & Clinton were members of the Gay Friends Alliance and in no time, the Prime Minister's clothes were bangin'.

And then the Prime Minister's head blew up. Now that he was stylish he started referring to himself in the third person. He stopped drinking coffee and started drinking latte's

laced with Oblivion de Bertha Butz. Furthermore, to really stamp his style on the office he conducted all official duties in a kiddie pool outside the

Front door and populated by Mr. Frog and his family. Mrs. Frog invited me for tea. I accepted. Four years later, Mr. Frog was still there! The little ones were now learning to read

This is the usual amount of time for juvenile frogs to become literate in these parts but they weren't reading so much as ogling the frog pictures in the biology text they'd stolen

from the science teacher. They all got letters sent home, which read, "Dear Frog Parent, It has come to our attention that your offspring have been using textbooks as adult enterta