Did you wake up tired? Last night... A New
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Did you wake up tired? Last night... A New X-FLARE: sunspot AR1598 has erupted, (Oct. 23rd at 0322 UT) with a strong X1-class solar flare. N
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-o, I totally missed it. But that flare didn't cause a coronal mass ejection or any aurorae, so there really wasn't anything to see. But that sunspot is still active. It could
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cause skin cancer. So I contacted some scientist friends I had at the National Institute for Health to study the problem. President Obama gave us a 12 billion dollar grant to
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study how many women had drawn a fake mole on their face to look like Marilyn Monroe. The statistics were maintained a crack team of
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Edward Bernays staff, who studied the effect of movie posters on innocent women who wished to be someone they were not. It was stunning how the hidden messages worked and caused
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innocent women to be suddenly overcome, thus running down the street looking for a leading man, then suddenly the effect was Gone with the Wind until Marilyn felt the
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wind literally pick up her skirts and carry her down the street. "Help!" Marilyn gasped as she passed by the lead actor. Bitterly, he responded, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d
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amn for my job or family- if I could only have you! Return, oh Fair One!" Meantime, the director had the sagacity to capture it all on film- through Marylin's plunge off a bridge.
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Nobody can remember the prop guy. Everybody gives a different description of him or her. This came up because Marylin's cord was much too long for the plunge. She ended up inside
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herself, meaning that her cranium got lodged in her pelvis. (This is a different from being beside one's self.) Marilyn went on to become a darling of the Freak Show circuit.
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LordVacuity Jan 12 2017 @ 16:41
Imagine that, she can only keep re-eating the same crap that was already in her. The only way anything new could be introduced would be by IV. So eventually the same crap will take on a new flavor but it is still the same crap. There is no nutritional value left in it.